My Socialist King
My Socialist King by Sofia Cubillan-Bravo
Today,
I woke up to Bernie memes
Vibing in his mittens,
The being of my dreams
Bernie is king, the most beautiful thing
I’ve ever laid eyes on
To Bernie I sing
All the praise in the world
For Bernie is king.
My socialist hero,
So unlike that chump Shapiro
Who so enjoys debating
And can’t even make his wife happy whilst mating
We've finally done it
Together as one
Trump has finally been overcome
Orange and mean
Even dumber than he seems
Donald “Jenius” Trump
At last did we dump
Though anything’s better than Trump,
Joe is kind of a lump
He is not our first choice
Bernie is our voice
He’s like the Lorax;
He speaks for the trees
It’s me; I’m the trees
Before my Bernie shrine on my knees
Bernie is cool and he’s kind and he’s elegant
He is just as cute and wrinkled as an elephant
Bernie is wholesome
He will lead us to prosperity
He put the mitten meme on a sweatshirt
And donated the proceeds to charity
For everything he does,
And everything that he stands for
He is and always was,
A legend at his valiant core
His praises I sing
Through bright sunshine or heavy rain
My socialist king
In my heart forever will reign